![]() Face it, Cryptosporidium, you Furons have been out-schemed. The Furons aren't the only race who ever used Earth for "shore leave". It helped that Russian is so close to the Bliskish. Suggesting? I'm telling you: Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev. You, of all creatures, should know aliens walk among us, da? Oh, you really aren't very bright, are you? Why do you think we've waged Cold War? Encouraged the buildup of nuclear arms? Good God, what sane human would pursue such obvious suicide? 1908: Blisk warship crashes 1917: October Revolution. All it lacks is massive radioactivity, to become a new Eden, an irradiated ocean paradise for Blisk!īut what about the Russians? Your people can't live in that. Mars is a desert! An acid wasteland! You Furons saw to that! But Earth. What we want from Earth is the same thing you want: survival. We don't give a damn about humanity, Cryptosporidium. What's your damn master plan? Lemme guess, you and the Blisk are gonna spread those spores and enslave humanity? Commies and crabbies, a match made in heaven. Geez, you guys just gotta have your monologues, don't you? Okay, I give. we are seeing long-term psychological effects of space travel. They're giant freakin' lobsters! From outer freakin' space! ![]() Comrade Leonid is perhaps watching too much American television. They've taken over your entire government! I am thinking Comrade Cosmonaut Leonid is drinking too much Revelade. *Evidence*? They're controlling your mind! The Blisk think you're a bunch of morons, too.īliskeviks, also? But they're always telling us Soviet Union will be ruling world!ĭa, Leonid! What evidence are you having to mistrust Bliskeviks? Why are we not being allowed in area just northeast of here?īecause Milenkov thinks you're too drunk and stupid to go over there without getting lost, that's why.ĭrunk, okay, but STUPID? Why, that zhopa!ĭa! We can no longer be trusting Premier Milenkov!
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